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Two from New Year in London
Death in Trafalgar Square - January
depending on the weather - freezing mitts
no good for chalking or for singing
Adele songs become a frozen wail
her cds barely selling from the singer's pail
the next one tries with some Ed Sheeran hits
beside the flags of Many Nations done in chalk
starting with England - ending up with Kazakstan
after Barbuda and Saint Kitts
Australia and Paraguay
via India Brazil and France
and China , Ethiopia and Chad
and Eire which it's still called here
I think they're copied from
a children's encyclopedia
from nineteen fifty something . The idea
is put some coins on the flag
to vote the one most popular
- it isn’t serious - there’s a guy - friend of the chalker
I suppose
who scoops the money up and puts it in a jar
but looming high above them all
the Many Nations' flags and Yoda , Ed ,
is Death
or someone dressed as Death - presumably -
he floats above the pedestal - it is a trick
of living statues done with scaffolding
when I say He - assuming its a bloke
hes very tall - eight foot - and floating in his cloak
but no one wants to pose with him - not even as a joke
for coins he has a Roses box to put the money in
connected to his pedestal , a piece of strong black string
I have never seen anyone put in anything
it makes me wonder why he's standing there
with scythe and skull , doing that empty sockets stare
dark hooded in Trafalgar Square
Anita Greg 05/01/2019
New Year’s new diet
I'm on a new diet and I feel Fantastic
since New Year I only drink water and eat bits of elastic
my weight’s growing lighter - my padding is definitely thinner
since I took to eating only elastic for dinner
my tongue isn’t furry - my skin has no spots - it has cleared
my feet - which I haven't seen for years - have just reappeared
it works like a dream - since I'm on it I haven’t added even an ounce
I used to be sluggish in the mornings but these days - I bounce
it is marvellous ! I recommend it to anyone - you can't beat it
you don’t need to see a doctor for a gastric band - be like me … and just eat it
Anita Greg 06/01/2019
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